George Carlin is a living legend. For the last 47 years he’s been doing stand-up comedy better than anyone else, and he is one of the funniest, the edgiest comedian alive today. But the funniest thing about George Carlin is that sometimes you think that he is not a comedian, but one of the last philosophers…
He is the man that has given us so many and so brilliant words of wisdom like...
"You can’t argue with a good blowjob..."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that!"
"The planet is fine!... The people are fucked!"
"I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos! ...and that ought to count!"
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time!...
But HE LOVES you... He loves you and he needs money!"
Check him out! (Search, find, watch)
http://www.georgecarlin.com/ official site
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137506/
He is best known for his stand up specials, cds and videos, but he has also written many books, and starred in some movies (he is the catholic cardinal in Dogma) You can find his stuff all over!
the most recent are
Life is Worth Losing 2005
Complaints and Grievances 2001
You Are All Diseased 1999
Back In Town 1996
Jammin' In New York 1992
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many others in between (albums and videos)
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And the absolute classic Album CLASS CLOWN released in 1972 which is a landmark in comedy!
(for a segment of this album the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, find out more about what happened here… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Dirty_Words )
Subject: Ladies and Gentlemen... George Carlin 
Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:32 am